Two Things I Now Believe In

by Christopher Howell
(Clevedon. UK)

Life's Lessons

Life's Lessons

Now that I'm older there are two things I firmly believe in, One is Niagra Falls and the other is Viagra rises !

Editor: Thanks Christopher!

Here's what I noticed. Both get your heart pumping.

Both are Blue.

Both are more enjoyable because of the motion.

But one you can enjoy all day, the other requires a doctor visit after 4 hours! We'll argue which is which!

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