The Homer Simpson View on Diet and Exercise

by Homer Simpson, submitted by one of our guests

Homer Simpson Exercise Tips

Homer Simpson Exercise Tips

If walking is supposed to be good for you, then the mail man, who walks all day, should be a lot skinnier


The whale, who swims all day, and eats only fish and drinks only water, should not be fat

The bunny, who hops all day and eats greens, only lives 15 years

But the turtle, who does nothing all day lives to be 100

To hell with diet and exercise
-Homer Simpson

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You can't help but scratch your head and laugh along with Homer! Thanks for sending in this funny cartoon - whoever you are (cartoon submitted without name)

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