Birthday Jokes, Another Birthday?

by Dan C. Corley
(Eufaula. Ok., USA)

What? Another Birthday, Already!    photo: storymom/photo on flickr

What? Another Birthday, Already! photo: storymom/photo on flickr

We'll start this page off with a few birthday jokes from our viewers. So if you have any to add... you know what to do!

Birthday joke from Dan C. Corley of Eufaula OK

I don't have the person who bakes my birthday cake put on the correct number of candles anymore. Last year they brought the cake in and it looked like a large plate of fire.

Five people in the room and you know the tradition of blowing puit all the candle at one and I really did it. Of course I used My granddaughter's hair drier and we had two fire extinguishers standing by just in case.

It also set off every fire alarm for a block!

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Oct 04, 2015
Birthday Joke
by: Anonymous

A husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"A divorce" she replied.

"Oh! I wasn't thinking of spending that much!" he relpied.

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